I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
- Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
- Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
- Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.
Ahoy hoy? I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.
- I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
- This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
- When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…
I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
Situated conveniently as well as tactically in the rolling Arizona Mountains, just around 2 hrs north of Phoenix, is the historic community of Prescott AZ. Prescott utilized to be the Territorial Capitol of Arizona. Our hometown has managed to support and also maintain its historical origins, as well as thanks to its mile-high altitude, Prescott stays great during the summer period as compared with Arizona’s desert area.
Those who have an interest in the American Southwest leader days will certainly enjoy seeing the previous Capitol City. In the year 1863, Arizona ended up being a Territory, and at the turn of the previous century, the Arizona Territory was just a wild place where frontier physical violence was thought about a way of life. After joining the Union in 1912, this after that came to be the 48th state.
The historical, as well as captivating community of Prescott, is a beauty to see. During the months of the summer season, along Main Street, sunshine infiltrate the rich trees as well as on the grounds of the log cabin estate and also an office of the initial Territorial governor which become part of the 3 and also a fifty percent acre of the compound of Sharlot Hall Museum. The city historical structures, museums, as well as residences, offer you really feeling and also chance to take a trip back in time.
This is additionally where you will find the handsomely provided one-story Victorian clapboard house of John C. Fremont, the 5th guv of the Territory. Fremont, who is best understood for scouting the Old Spanish Trail, and also released study journals, was designated in 1878 as the Governor although he surrendered after 2 years when the homeowners raised their objections to his being lacking in the Territory.
The museum exhibits and also premises create a sequence of the early history of Arizona. The manor of the guv was built from the nearby Ponderosa pine logs and also is referred to as the estate because of its large size as well as carefully developed building, unlike the crude cabins that functioned as the house to a lot of the early residents of Prescott. Fort Misery is connected through a winding path along with the earliest log structure which stays from territorial days. This was relocated to the museum grounds as well as was reconstructed during the mid-1990s.
The community of Prescott is an epitome of exactly what an American storybook hometown need to look, and also is also the best-preserved town in Arizona with over 500 buildings on National Register of Historic Buildings. Actually, the Palace Saloon located on Whiskey Row declares that it utilized to serve Wyatt Earp as well as Doc Holiday.